Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Rev Pat Robertson's guess about SATAN


While hundreds were strangled and killed recently in Iraq due to sectarian psychotic murder; Pat Robertson releases statement straight from his pretend god indicating that Islamics are in league or worse ARE THE HORNED DEVIL!

come the freak on, Pat! they've been saying the same thing about you for YEARS AND YEARS!

ok you guys, kiss and make up, then. ADMIT THAT YOU ARE BOTH PRETENDING at the speed of sheep, eh? once again, proof that planet earth and the humans living on it are threatened most dangerously by RELIGION and those who bandy it about as truth is as clear as the make believe that is KILLING US.

the United States Army's "don't ask, don't tell" suggestion might be a good strategy to be applied to human interaction in this world of ours. just think - if people didn't tell you what choice of pretension they subscribe to, if they just freaking DID THE RIGHT THING and didn't tell you what boogey being told them to do what they do - a whole plethora of problems would just FREAKING DISAPPEAR!

dang, let's try it!

once again, the words of the Church of the WHOLLY UNKNOWN - "we know that we don't know and are the ONLY CHURCH TO ADMIT IT!"

peace and other follies to all of you - even if you pretend to wind your god or gods up on sundays!

Thursday, March 09, 2006

How Religion grabbed you...


OK, you got your religion in one of a few ways:
1. You were brainwashed at an early age because that's how things were done in your family. Either you stayed the course or revolted eventually. If it worked for you, great. If you had the guts and grit to find your own way - GREAT.
2. You had a mental disease, catastrophic event or complete mental nothingness and NEEDED religion to cope with the UNKNOWN or other known and greatly FEARED people, places or things. Additionally, there is great comfort in numbers, that is, IT'S NICE TO BELONG TO A GROUP that agrees on the same thing. Heck, it kind of makes belief a bit more legitimate, eh?
3. You realized that joining a religion would make contacts and give you a shot at bigger money or power.
4. You had no clue and just went along to get along.
5. Some other issue of lack of self and need of STRUCTURE and FLOCKDOM.

If you've got religion, YOU PRETEND!

Welcome one and all to what may be a "spirited" discussion.

This is the first written foray of the "NONCHURCH of the WHOLLY UNKNOWN"

In my humble opinion, all religions I'm aware of are based on personal pretense.

It's ok to live make-believe, though - just know that you really don't know.

the Nonchurch of the Wholly Unknown is the first church that ADMITS that "we know we don't know".